1. lexa-was-the-one:
“ loloftheday:
“Thoughts?”
Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.
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    lexa-was-the-one:

    loloftheday:

    Thoughts?

    Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.

    (via shrimpsisbugs)

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  3. berrystumpytail:

    Me: I’m sorry

    Someone: What are you sorry for?

    Me:

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    (via thebootydiaries)

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  4. yuutayo:

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  5. okwait:
“ thatenglishchap:
“ pirate-queen-ali:
“ thatenglishchap:
“ polymathematical:
“ monkeysaysficus:
“ great-tweets:
“👀”
They have nine beverages between the two of them
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i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the...

    okwait:

    thatenglishchap:

    pirate-queen-ali:

    thatenglishchap:

    polymathematical:

    monkeysaysficus:

    great-tweets:

    👀

    They have nine beverages between the two of them

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    i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

    What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

    The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

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  6. heavymetalhobbit:

    harrykissedlorde:

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    the tag……….my god….

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    It’s pure gold

    (via goth-gay)

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  7. swordmlm:

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    jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

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  8. melancholymango:

    I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

    (via spaceboyfrnk)

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  9. star-eaters:

    daglout:

    codeine-3:

    some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

    some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

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